Fair play, this Samsung advert has made me consider football afresh. For the first time I’m wishing it had never been invented: if that would save us from nonsense like this, the sacrifice would be worthwhile!
Some many unanswered questions: how much did it cost to make this thing? Was it really worth it? And, doesn’t that bloke look like Victor Moses?
And who knew Iker Casillas would turn out to be the football player most likely to turn out to be a serial killer? HE HAS A DEAD PIG HANGING IN HIS GARAGE!